Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
That’s fucking gross, Cosmo
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~
i just gagged.
the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around” just made me choke on air
Do….Do women actually consider shoving food into their vags? I’m terrified.
Food fetishes are one thing, but this is just plain bad.
wow mashed banana how sexy and not at all like baby food
but why peaches though?
Um. Could you imagine trying to clean that out? Just eww. Jizz covered fruit also does not sound at all appeasing.
And what if he doesn’t show up? It’s not like you can bend over and eat the fruit out yourself. Not that you would want to…I’ll just end this thought here.
And I may never be able to eat a banana again without the phrase “He can whoosh his penis around it!” popping into my head. Thanks, Cosmo. Seriously.
LMAO I AM DYING AT THE COMMENTARY
notice how cosmo’s sex tips are all about his pleasure?
I threw up into my mouth a little.
this is the best thing ive seen on tumblr for a long time. lmao. fruitarians unite!
YEAST INFECTIONS ARE HOT TRUFAX…
Does anyone at that magazine actually have or have ever met a vagina?
Cosmo is full of pussy haters.
Whoosh my WHAT in WHAT??
brb becoming nun to stave off trauma