Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-) That’s fucking gross, Cosmo (via ivyyy) Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~ (via disgustinghuman) i just gagged. (via sexisbeautiful) the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh...
Small Penis Rule →
bestofwikipedia: The “small penis rule” is an informal strategy used by authors to evade libel lawsuits. It was described in a New York Times article in 1998: “…For a fictional portrait to be actionable, it must be so accurate that a reader of the book would have no problem linking the two,” … One way authors can protect themselves from libel suits is to say that a character has a small penis,...
Shirley Valentine →
by Willy Russell. Meera Syal as. Radio 4’s Saturday play. Pretty damn good.